I walk into any public place people look at me

from head to toe. Mainly women.

Well, what can I say…Cesar did not cause such a stir in his

entrance into Rome. The man was not handsome.

Right. People got exited because of his conquests.

And in my case it is because I’m brutally handsome.

Have a wart or two here and there…a belly that almost sweeps

the floor…but if you take a good look at me, as all women do; you

would want to lay with me and have my babies. Six of them.

O. K., nine.

I am an Avis rarísima. As an eagle with four wings.

Wait a minute…as an eagle with huge formidable wings.

That’s better.

I think that’s the reason people stare at me.

What…! Would it be another reason?

Don’t think so.

Time for my beauty nap.

Love you all.

Ernesto Onofre