Having been inside doors for a whole year due to Covid-19, decided to
give each other a call. They were bored to death. God from so much
happiness, the Devil from so much suffering souls. And the heat, the
heat was driving him mad. Without taking a cold shower for an
eternity. Beer was hot. Tuna sandwiches were off in a second. He was
hungry for fresh fish and a few cold beers. God on the other hand,
wanted to be in Mazatlán. Enjoying the sea breeze, looking at the girls
in bikini while drinking a cold coco with gin. So, both decided to see
each other at the airport. Took a taxi to their hotel. God asked the Devil
if he had brought the marble chess. The Devil said yes. Both were happy
of seeing each other. The Devil told God a few awful jokes on the way to
their hotel. The Devil finally got a cold shower. Ordered a keg of cold
beer and headed to the beach. God was already enjoying the view and
the sunset. And those girls walking by were soiling His pure mind.
But, being God; took care of those in a second.
The Devil came downstairs with the marble chest under his arm and
ready to have a long night playing chess under the stars.
Life was good.
Ernesto Onofre