This is your mega pastor from the Church of Eternal Salvation.

Need your moneys badly. Help me. Promise you’ll get to see Jesus face

to face. And God himself too. With the current sanitary crisis…I lost lots

of moneys helping the homeless. I know, I know. I’m a nice guy. Had to

do it. But now I’m broke. My twelve seat plane needs service. My wife…

more jewelry…we are planning on a trip to Italy for the summer.

I haven’t paid my gardener these last six months of gardening…

The swimming pool man wants me to pay him my last six months of

swimming pool maintenance too. The situation is dire. To say the least.

I called the Pope for a loan without result. The man is always busy.

Therefore, I appeal to you and your faith deposited on me to help me.

I need your help. Hate to admit it. But I…in my humblest deferential

way beg you to help me. Otherwise…I’ll be obliged to live a life looking

for employment…imagine! Me…the pastor of millions looking for real

work…it would be disgraceful and undignified.

Avoid me the torment of going through such a situation.

Send your moneys to my bank account number: 666 004 947 444

Hell‘s Bank Account.

Ernesto Onofre