The man had been having a good time. Worrying at nothing. Enjoying

each and every conceivable pleasure in the universe. Didn’t even need

to sleep. Having eternal substance to live on forever. Placidly. Without

a worry in the universe. Well…one day He got in his head the crazy idea

of creating Man. One of the most stupid individuals in the planet.

And He did it. A lazy bastard good for nothing. He didn’t have a normal

pregnancy. He was born full of muscle and bone. Huge, the guy. Strong

as a mule. Who would spend his days doing nothing. But bathing in the

river…munching on mangos and stuff…sleeping as a dog…happy. The

man was happy. And our man…having all the time of eternity…decides

to create of all things…woman! Out of one of the ribs of our lazy

bastard. And suddenly…there she was…a beautiful strong able woman

capable of conceiving ten babies at a time…capable of bringing to

ashes a volcano. Our man Adam went crazy! He felt an electric coil

around him…taking all his senses…the proximity of Eva caused him a

a major nervous breakdown. There was no 911 back then. He just did

what his body told him. And when Papa God learned about it…he was

mad as mad can be. – How dare. He said.

And threw them out of Paradise. The land that didn’t need cultivation.

The perfect place for nothing. The perfect place for eternal hedonism.

And Adam and Eve went struggling on the world. Sweating and

suffering giving birth. To Caín and Abel. And Cain killing Abel.

And the show keeps going on.

EO